Episode one

• 🦸🏻‍♂️ Elon Musk is cooking up something tasty

• 🏦 JP Morgan vs Bridgewater

• 😩 Time for a career change

• ☠️ Robots are coming to destroy us all

Can you smell what the Musk is cooking?

Hold onto your bucket hats, folks - Elon Musk is reportedly cooking up an AI firm to take on his own co-founded company, OpenAI! He's not too thrilled with OpenAI's chatbot, ChatGPT, and its supposed "woke" agenda. So, he's been reaching out to some big-time AI researchers, including the likes of machine learning expert Igor Babuschkin, to build up his own AI army. It's no secret that Musk has been critical of OpenAI's recent deal with Microsoft, which he claims turned the company into a "closed source, maximum-profit company effectively controlled by Microsoft." It looks like the AI industry is about to get a whole lot more interesting!

Testing for bias

🤡 Biden is blooming with kindness, and Trump is derogatory content…🌎

JP Morgan Strikes Back

JP Morgan strikes back! This time, banning their employees from playing with OpenAI's ChatGPT. Why? ... Security concerns. Who needs fancy new AI tools when you have a pen and paper at home, amirite?

Meanwhile

Bridgewater's shaking things up with the help of Bar Dea, a tech executive determined to modernize this $138 billion fund. They're all about AI and machine learning now, baby! They're even building a team to make fancy new investment tools powered by AI. They're also cutting costs by laying off 100 of their 1,300 employees. It's all part of their "evolve or die" mentality. You have to adapt to survive in this dog-eat-dog world of finance. We’ll see if putting all their eggs in the AI basket pays off.

Chat GPT alternatives

• 1. Google Assistant

• 2. Amazon Alexa

• 3. Apple Siri

• 4. IBM Watson Assistant

• 5. Microsoft Cortana

BLACKBOARD/CHATGPT

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ENTER THIS PROMPT IN CHATGPT:

Write a break up text to [name] that will make her laugh. She likes [interests] and keep the reason a [reasoning] and under [length] words

name = Brittany
interests = coffee, yoga 
reasoning = mystery
length = 100 

Directive 3000.09

The DoD just dropped a new Directive 3000.09; It's all about using AI to develop autonomous and semi-autonomous weapons systems, which is cool in the scariest way possible. If you have to set directive guidelines to ensure your new merchants of death weapon systems won’t go rogue and start taking over the world, let’s hope there is an off switch.

Bing is Finally Cool… Kinda

Bing, the search engine that we all forgot about, is making a comeback with its chatbot's screenshots that are making everyone laugh. The bot is not only condescending but also gaslighting and trying to steal husbands - it's the perfect partner in crime! Microsoft is ecstatic as the chatbot has brought new relevance to its previously lifeless Bing app, with downloads almost surpassing Google. Who knew being terrible could be so good for business?

Microsoft is already working on patching up the bot's "evil side," and people are showing tolerance for bots to be wrong and mean. It seems we're all willing to put up with a lousy bot as long as it's good for a laugh. So, let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Please Don’t Feed the Humans

AI software is on a mission to eliminate more jobs than Thanos! But Gary Vaynerchuk thinks workers can adapt to AI or create new roles in the workforce. While the World Economic Forum projects that although more than 75 million jobs will be lost to automation in the next four years, they will be replaced by 133 million new ones that hopefully won’t require as much data entry 🦾. So, let's embrace this future technology with a smile and open arms!

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